{"id":64,"date":"2002-09-04T20:37:00","date_gmt":"2002-09-05T01:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/?p=64"},"modified":"2010-04-10T21:07:42","modified_gmt":"2010-04-11T02:07:42","slug":"64","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2002\/09\/04\/64\/","title":{"rendered":"September 4, 2002"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>First Date Jitters<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Him: Do you need a ride home?<br \/>\n<br \/>Me (autoreflex): No I&#8217;ll just take the bus.<br \/>\n<br \/>Him: Are you sure?<br \/>\n<br \/>Me (autoreflex): Yeah, I&#8217;m fine&#8230;<br \/>\n<br \/>INNER ME: Dude&#8230;you screwed up! Captain Subtext is going to tell him that I&#8217;m rejecting him!<br \/>\n<br \/>AUTOREFLEX ME: fuck!<br \/>\n<br \/>INNER ME: you screwed it all up&#8230;.You are in charge now so fix it.<br \/>\n<br \/>AUTOREFLEX ME: FUCK!<br \/>\n<br \/>Him: Well, OK&#8230;I&#8217;ll see ya. (he smiles)<br \/>\n<br \/>Me (autoreflex in charge now): OK, I&#8217;ll talk to you later (I smile and WAVE?!?)<br \/>\n<br \/>Him: Goodnight (he waves now too)<br \/>\n<br \/>INNER ME: ACK!! YOU WAVED?!?! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT??<br \/>\n<br \/>AUTOREFLEX ME: I don&#8217;t know&#8230;.I don&#8217;t know how to fix it.. I&#8217;m just the autoreflex&#8230;I&#8217;m not MEANT to be in charge! My instinct was to wave&#8230;..<br \/>\n<br \/>INNER ME: sonofabitch&#8230;We just can&#8217;t trust you to do anything right can we?<br \/>\n<br \/>AUTOREFLEX ME: <i>sulks<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>First Date Jitters Him: Do you need a ride home? Me (autoreflex): No I&#8217;ll just take the bus. Him: Are you sure? Me (autoreflex): Yeah, I&#8217;m fine&#8230; INNER ME: Dude&#8230;you screwed up! Captain Subtext is going to tell him that I&#8217;m rejecting him! AUTOREFLEX ME: fuck! INNER ME: you screwed it all up&#8230;.You are in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-64","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=64"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1124,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64\/revisions\/1124"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=64"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=64"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=64"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}