{"id":652,"date":"2007-01-26T14:10:00","date_gmt":"2007-01-26T21:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/?p=652"},"modified":"2007-01-26T14:10:00","modified_gmt":"2007-01-26T21:10:00","slug":"what-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2007\/01\/26\/what-3\/","title":{"rendered":"What?!?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Poor Puppy<\/b><\/p>\n<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/images\/dogsweater.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/images\/dogsweater.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Those folks at Lion Brand Yarn are on crack if they think I&#8217;d make this for my dog, much less have my dog allow me to put something like this on him\/her even if it was Halloween. Look at him, begging the photographer not to take the picture, to just get that crap off of him. The sadness in his eyes is calling out for mercy. That poor dog, humiliated by yarn.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Poor Puppy Those folks at Lion Brand Yarn are on crack if they think I&#8217;d make this for my dog, much less have my dog allow me to put something like this on him\/her even if it was Halloween. Look at him, begging the photographer not to take the picture, to just get that crap [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-652","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/652","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=652"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/652\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=652"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=652"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=652"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}