{"id":667,"date":"2007-03-08T12:18:00","date_gmt":"2007-03-08T19:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/?p=667"},"modified":"2007-03-08T12:18:00","modified_gmt":"2007-03-08T19:18:00","slug":"wtf-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2007\/03\/08\/wtf-2\/","title":{"rendered":"WTF?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>WWJD?<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Jesus spammed me today&#8230;at my work email account.<\/p>\n<p>The subject line says, &#8220;Timing is everything&#8221;.  Apparently Jesus wants me to go to an online pharmacy and order some Cialis, Viagra, Xanax, Valium or Ambien among other drugs. The best deal is on the Valium only $1.79 per pill.<\/p>\n<p>The puzzling thing is the odd string of text under the JPG photo of my 80% savings on pharmaceuticals. It begins:<br \/><i>&#8220;&#8221;do you havekitty looked offended, and turnedf: no, i wouldn&#8217;t like to live near the factory.<br \/>reproached him with his poverty, after spending his earnings recklessly. it  &#8220;thunder  of the sofas. there really seemed to be no means of escape, and as they realized<br \/>be very industrious during the gay season. but, while apparently amusing themselves&#8221;<\/i><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sure there is some sort of prophecy in this text seeing as how Jesus himself emailed it to me. I MUST investigate. I&#8217;ll let you know what I learn. If anyone is interested in exploring the teachings of Jesus via spam, let me know I&#8217;ll forward it to you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>WWJD? Jesus spammed me today&#8230;at my work email account. The subject line says, &#8220;Timing is everything&#8221;. Apparently Jesus wants me to go to an online pharmacy and order some Cialis, Viagra, Xanax, Valium or Ambien among other drugs. The best deal is on the Valium only $1.79 per pill. The puzzling thing is the odd [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-667","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/667","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=667"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/667\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=667"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=667"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=667"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}