{"id":671,"date":"2007-03-22T10:40:00","date_gmt":"2007-03-22T17:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/?p=671"},"modified":"2007-03-22T10:40:00","modified_gmt":"2007-03-22T17:40:00","slug":"happy-happy-joy-joy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2007\/03\/22\/happy-happy-joy-joy\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy Happy Joy Joy!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Got Tix<\/b><\/p>\n<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/www.enjoyfrance.com\/images\/stories\/world\/entertainment\/police.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.enjoyfrance.com\/images\/stories\/world\/entertainment\/police.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Yesterday the presale for Police Tickets in Chicago began. Yo Master D did not fail me, he procured tickets. The seats are decent. The show&#8217;s going to be at Wrigley Field in July.<\/p>\n<p>Yo Master D did complain at the cost. &#8220;Wow, $200 for two tickets?&#8221; I said to myself, <i>That&#8217;s the price you pay for not noticing my hair.<\/i> Out loud I said, &#8220;So next time I get my hair cut are you going to stay quiet?&#8221; He had the nerve to say, &#8220;Maybe I&#8217;ll laugh.&#8221; That&#8217;s going to cost him&#8230; I haven&#8217;t decided what yet, but he will pay for that comment.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Got Tix Yesterday the presale for Police Tickets in Chicago began. Yo Master D did not fail me, he procured tickets. The seats are decent. The show&#8217;s going to be at Wrigley Field in July. Yo Master D did complain at the cost. &#8220;Wow, $200 for two tickets?&#8221; I said to myself, That&#8217;s the price [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-671","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/671","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=671"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/671\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=671"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=671"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=671"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}