{"id":675,"date":"2007-04-03T11:47:00","date_gmt":"2007-04-03T18:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/?p=675"},"modified":"2007-04-03T11:47:00","modified_gmt":"2007-04-03T18:47:00","slug":"odors","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2007\/04\/03\/odors\/","title":{"rendered":"Odors"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Smelly<\/b><\/p>\n<p>I am not a freak when it comes to harassing smokers. If they want to smoke that&#8217;s their business, I&#8217;ll provide an ashtray. However, this morning a smoker annoyed me.<\/p>\n<p>My train station is next door to the Pepperidge Farm factory. Wonderful smells emanate from the factory morning and evening. I love the smell of the baking bread. Sometimes there&#8217;s a hint of cinnamon in the air. It is a wonderful way to start your day.<\/p>\n<p>This morning though, a WOMAN* was walking in front of me and suddenly my baking cinnamon bread smell was tainted with cigarette smell. Dammit I was downwind of a smoker. And she was going to the same car I was. Rather than stepping off to the side to take the last few drags from her fag, she climbs into the doorway of the train, takes a puff and exhales her smoke INTO THE CAR! Then she takes one more drag before tossing the remaining cigarette on to the tracks and EXHALES AGAIN INTO THE TRAIN! I don&#8217;t want to climb into her smoke and have that smell permeate my clothing! Frakkin RUDE WOMAN! I don&#8217;t want to stink like cigarettes for the rest of the day! GOSH!<\/p>\n<p>Have a little respect for the other passengers. Step aside smoke your damned cig and blow the smoke AWAY from the train&#8230; BITCH! Don&#8217;t be all polluting my air WOMAN<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size:78%;\"><br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-size:78%;\">* I say WOMAN as a curse &#8211; Like you&#8217;d say &#8220;That WOMAN&#8221; when you don&#8217;t want to say the person&#8217;s name.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Smelly I am not a freak when it comes to harassing smokers. If they want to smoke that&#8217;s their business, I&#8217;ll provide an ashtray. However, this morning a smoker annoyed me. My train station is next door to the Pepperidge Farm factory. Wonderful smells emanate from the factory morning and evening. I love the smell [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-675","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/675","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=675"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/675\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=675"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=675"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=675"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}