{"id":678,"date":"2007-04-10T20:36:00","date_gmt":"2007-04-11T03:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/?p=678"},"modified":"2007-04-10T20:36:00","modified_gmt":"2007-04-11T03:36:00","slug":"the-neighbors-dont-like-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2007\/04\/10\/the-neighbors-dont-like-me\/","title":{"rendered":"The Neighbors Don&#8217;t Like Me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Nice Try<\/b><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/piratealice\/454869208\/\" title=\"photo sharing\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm1.static.flickr.com\/241\/454869208_a6db5e3806_m.jpg\" alt=\"\" style=\"border: solid 2px #000000;\" \/><\/a><br \/><span style=\"font-size: 0.9em; margin-top: 0px;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/piratealice\/454869208\/\">The Neighbors Don&#8217;t Like Me<\/a> <br \/>Originally uploaded by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/people\/piratealice\/\">Pirate Alice<\/a>.<\/span><br clear=\"all\" \/><br \/>Someone wants me to believe that the neighbors don&#8217;t like me. Fortunately I know better. Look, bitch, you&#8217;re not going to scare me. If you happen to know that this blog of mine exists take this as warning number two. You don&#8217;t get any more warnings from this point forward. The police have been contacted, you will be tracked down. You had better pray to God that I am not told where you live, because you DON&#8217;T want to deal with me.<br \/>I have VERY LITTLE PATIENCE for stupid people. Your letters prove just how FUCKING stupid you are. Anyone with brains would change the damned envelopes with each letter.  SHIT&#8230; a really SMART person would print the address off the computer rather than hand write it. And sending two letters in one day, both with the same font&#8230;on the same paper, with the same envelopes from the same place at the same time&#8230; Honey, you&#8217;re dumber than a ROCK&#8230; You couldn&#8217;t think your way out of a paper bag.  Do you SERIOUSLY believe I could be frightened by a dumb bitch like you? Did you even graduate high school? <br \/>Just take a look at the sick and twisted crap that runs through my brain&#8230;an example is the diorama photo below. You really should be afraid of me, back off, because I CAN and WILL find you.  And no, that&#8217;s not a threat, it&#8217;s a promise.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nice TryThe Neighbors Don&#8217;t Like Me Originally uploaded by Pirate Alice.Someone wants me to believe that the neighbors don&#8217;t like me. Fortunately I know better. Look, bitch, you&#8217;re not going to scare me. If you happen to know that this blog of mine exists take this as warning number two. You don&#8217;t get any more [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-678","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/678","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=678"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/678\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=678"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=678"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=678"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}