Work<\/b><\/p>\n
I discovered yesterday what I can and cannot do while at work:<\/p>\n
1. type – yes, I am not allowed to type at a speed that is faster than the “hunt and peck” speed. All I am allowed to do is click the mouse really. My job doesn’t require actual typing.<\/p>\n
2. talk on the phone – while my job does actually require TALKING to people, if I’m using any tone other than one of distaste or annoyance, it’s OBVIOUSLY not a business call. I couldn’t possibly discuss business in a pleasant and happy tone of voice.<\/p>\n
3. eat – That’s correct, I ‘m no longer allowed to eat my lunch while at work. That takes away time from my doing work. I can’t ever pause to refuel my body. I guess I’m just supposed to pass out. I am also supposed to be certain that when I do pass out, I actually fall down so that they know I’m no longer functioning.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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