{"id":71,"date":"2002-10-08T12:12:00","date_gmt":"2002-10-08T17:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/?p=71"},"modified":"2010-04-10T21:10:21","modified_gmt":"2010-04-11T02:10:21","slug":"71","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2002\/10\/08\/71\/","title":{"rendered":"October 8, 2002"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>More work crap<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Yes, another thing that I now can not do at work is mumble&#8230;  Right, I&#8217;m not allowed to mumble at my &#8220;boss&#8221;. I know.. it&#8217;s crazy but it is true. Mom will send me to bed without supper if I talk back to her.  She does not hold the power to fire me but she can send me to bed without supper or ground me. I just hope to all that is good that she doesn&#8217;t take away my television!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>More work crap Yes, another thing that I now can not do at work is mumble&#8230; Right, I&#8217;m not allowed to mumble at my &#8220;boss&#8221;. I know.. it&#8217;s crazy but it is true. Mom will send me to bed without supper if I talk back to her. She does not hold the power to fire [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-71","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=71"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1131,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71\/revisions\/1131"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=71"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=71"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=71"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}