{"id":727,"date":"2007-08-09T07:08:00","date_gmt":"2007-08-09T14:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/?p=727"},"modified":"2007-08-09T07:08:00","modified_gmt":"2007-08-09T14:08:00","slug":"daily-stuff","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2007\/08\/09\/daily-stuff\/","title":{"rendered":"Daily Stuff"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Seen on the Blue Line<\/b><\/p>\n<p>I saw a guy today on the Blue Line who had a comb over and a tail. Why would you do that to yourself? The good part is he didn&#8217;t braid that tail at the back of his head, but still. EMBRACE THE BALD, don&#8217;t fight it. Bald is FAR sexier than a comb over and those tails went out with parachute pants. I hope, for your sake, you&#8217;ve got a friend who is a straight shooter who will tell you to cut your hair, because that is not going to win you any girls&#8230;.or guys depending on which way you go.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Seen on the Blue Line I saw a guy today on the Blue Line who had a comb over and a tail. Why would you do that to yourself? The good part is he didn&#8217;t braid that tail at the back of his head, but still. EMBRACE THE BALD, don&#8217;t fight it. Bald is FAR [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-727","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/727","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=727"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/727\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=727"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=727"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=727"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}