{"id":746,"date":"2007-10-15T06:14:00","date_gmt":"2007-10-15T13:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/?p=746"},"modified":"2007-10-15T06:14:00","modified_gmt":"2007-10-15T13:14:00","slug":"gak","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2007\/10\/15\/gak\/","title":{"rendered":"GAK!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Bleuch!<\/b><\/p>\n<p>I can tell today will not be such a good day. As I was eating my pumpkin donut and drinking my coffee, a donut piece fell down the wrong pipe, I took a sip of coffee to help matters but as I resisted the urge to cough and attempted to swallow coffee came out my nose. There is nothing worse than coffee tainted post-nasal drip. And coffee flavored phlegm is equally nasty.<\/p>\n<p>Of course the nasal coffee got all over my shirt. So I get to start the day with stains. Hopefully the Tide stick will help make it less noticable. I&#8217;m just glad I opted for the pink shirt and not the white one.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bleuch! I can tell today will not be such a good day. As I was eating my pumpkin donut and drinking my coffee, a donut piece fell down the wrong pipe, I took a sip of coffee to help matters but as I resisted the urge to cough and attempted to swallow coffee came out [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-746","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/746","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=746"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/746\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=746"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=746"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=746"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}