{"id":767,"date":"2007-12-04T18:20:00","date_gmt":"2007-12-05T01:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/?p=767"},"modified":"2007-12-04T18:20:00","modified_gmt":"2007-12-05T01:20:00","slug":"meat-is-murder","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2007\/12\/04\/meat-is-murder\/","title":{"rendered":"Meat is Murder"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Tasty, tasty murder<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Have you heard the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.weebls-stuff.com\/toons\/Pork\/\">Pork Song<\/a>. It&#8217;s the meat of kings, you should try it with some onion rings.<\/p>\n<p>Uh&#8230; I have no other news, thought I did, but I don&#8217;t.  OKbye<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tasty, tasty murder Have you heard the Pork Song. It&#8217;s the meat of kings, you should try it with some onion rings. Uh&#8230; I have no other news, thought I did, but I don&#8217;t. OKbye<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-767","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/767","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=767"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/767\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=767"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=767"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=767"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}