{"id":773,"date":"2007-12-21T16:13:00","date_gmt":"2007-12-21T23:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/?p=773"},"modified":"2007-12-21T16:13:00","modified_gmt":"2007-12-21T23:13:00","slug":"ugh-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2007\/12\/21\/ugh-2\/","title":{"rendered":"UGH!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>How Many&#8230;<\/b><\/p>\n<p>OK, tell me, how many cards does it take to say, &#8220;Thank you&#8221; to three people? <\/p>\n<p>Well, if you&#8217;re me it will take you 5 cards. Especially when you spell &#8220;skills&#8221; with an &#8220;E&#8221; and write &#8220;RD&#8221; after the town name rather than &#8220;IL&#8221; which is the actual abbrevation for Illinois. And also when your handwriting is absolute shit so that the word &#8220;valuable&#8221; ends up being a big blob of ink. Good grief, someone shoot me now.<\/p>\n<p>*Update* And to add to it all, I got all the way home and realized I didn&#8217;t drop the cards in the mailbox.  ARUGH!!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How Many&#8230; OK, tell me, how many cards does it take to say, &#8220;Thank you&#8221; to three people? Well, if you&#8217;re me it will take you 5 cards. Especially when you spell &#8220;skills&#8221; with an &#8220;E&#8221; and write &#8220;RD&#8221; after the town name rather than &#8220;IL&#8221; which is the actual abbrevation for Illinois. And also [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-773","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/773","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=773"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/773\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=773"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=773"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=773"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}