{"id":784,"date":"2008-03-27T07:44:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-27T14:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/?p=784"},"modified":"2008-03-27T07:44:00","modified_gmt":"2008-03-27T14:44:00","slug":"the-new-toaster","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2008\/03\/27\/the-new-toaster\/","title":{"rendered":"The new toaster!"},"content":{"rendered":"<style type=\"text\/css\">.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; }<\/style>\n<div class=\"flickr-frame\">\t<a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/piratealice\/2365823231\/\" title=\"photo sharing\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3027\/2365823231_2984bc8816.jpg\" class=\"flickr-photo\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><br \/>\t<span class=\"flickr-caption\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/piratealice\/2365823231\/\">The new toaster!<\/a>, originally uploaded by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/people\/piratealice\/\">Pirate Alice<\/a>.<\/span><\/div>\n<p class=\"flickr-yourcomment\">\t<b>TOAST!<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Look at that sexy new toaster I got! My bro sent it to me. It is so very clear to me that he and his wife love me very much. I&#8217;ve never been so excited to have toast in my entire life. Isn&#8217;t it beautiful?! <\/p>\n<p>And don&#8217;t even think for one second this entry is sarcastic&#8230; I am REALLY EXCITED over my new toaster. I love this toaster!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The new toaster!, originally uploaded by Pirate Alice. TOAST! Look at that sexy new toaster I got! My bro sent it to me. It is so very clear to me that he and his wife love me very much. I&#8217;ve never been so excited to have toast in my entire life. Isn&#8217;t it beautiful?! And [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-784","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/784","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=784"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/784\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=784"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=784"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=784"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}