{"id":788,"date":"2008-04-22T14:08:00","date_gmt":"2008-04-22T21:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/?p=788"},"modified":"2008-04-22T14:08:00","modified_gmt":"2008-04-22T21:08:00","slug":"have-you-met-ted","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2008\/04\/22\/have-you-met-ted\/","title":{"rendered":"Have you met Ted?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Book thinning<\/b><\/p>\n<p>I need to thin out my collection of books. I have way too many. I&#8217;ve found one person to send books to, but I think I may need more people to send them to. I keep going into  the bookstore and finding more books to buy, what is wrong with me? Am I addicted to books or something? Is that possible?<\/p>\n<p>I had friends over on Saturday, I planned to give books away. I just realized today that I only got rid of one book. AND&#8230;someone brought me TWO MORE! HOW did this happen? My friends are enablers that&#8217;s how! You people must STOP ME! Well, next time I see them I hope to have BAGS of books to make them take away. I have no room for all these books and there are stacks of boxes loaded with them! <\/p>\n<p>So&#8230;beware my friends&#8230;I will be unloading books to all of you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Book thinning I need to thin out my collection of books. I have way too many. I&#8217;ve found one person to send books to, but I think I may need more people to send them to. I keep going into the bookstore and finding more books to buy, what is wrong with me? Am I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-788","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/788","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=788"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/788\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=788"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=788"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=788"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}