{"id":789,"date":"2008-04-26T08:53:00","date_gmt":"2008-04-26T15:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/?p=789"},"modified":"2008-04-26T08:53:00","modified_gmt":"2008-04-26T15:53:00","slug":"behold","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2008\/04\/26\/behold\/","title":{"rendered":"Behold!"},"content":{"rendered":"<style type=\"text\/css\">.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; }<\/style>\n<div class=\"flickr-frame\">\t<a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/piratealice\/2443397810\/\" title=\"photo sharing\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3016\/2443397810_5a24d04c09.jpg\" class=\"flickr-photo\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><br \/>\t<span class=\"flickr-caption\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/piratealice\/2443397810\/\">ouch<\/a>, originally uploaded by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/people\/piratealice\/\">Pirate Alice<\/a>.<\/span><\/div>\n<p class=\"flickr-yourcomment\">\t<b>Look what the CTA did to me!<\/b><\/p>\n<p>I got this bruise while walking toward my seat on the bus. The floor was wet, my shoes were wet, the bus lurched forward driving down the street. My left foot slid out from under me and I bashed into the seats. I didn&#8217;t fall on my ass though. But, I&#8217;m not sure which I&#8217;d prefer, a giant baseball sized bruise on my thigh or the humiliation of falling on my ass.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ouch, originally uploaded by Pirate Alice. Look what the CTA did to me! I got this bruise while walking toward my seat on the bus. The floor was wet, my shoes were wet, the bus lurched forward driving down the street. My left foot slid out from under me and I bashed into the seats. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-789","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/789","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=789"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/789\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=789"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=789"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=789"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}