{"id":796,"date":"2008-06-09T20:47:00","date_gmt":"2008-06-10T03:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/?p=796"},"modified":"2008-06-09T20:47:00","modified_gmt":"2008-06-10T03:47:00","slug":"twit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2008\/06\/09\/twit\/","title":{"rendered":"Twit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Information Superhighway<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Yeah, I&#8217;m testing out twitter as you can see from the sidebar there on your right. I&#8217;m not sure it&#8217;s all that useful for me, but it&#8217;ll be fun for a while.  Seriously though, I&#8217;ve grown increasingly bored with all things online, and yet I manage to waste ungodly amounts of time in front of the computer. How does this happen? I don&#8217;t get it.<\/p>\n<p>I survived the Printers Row book fair this weekend. I did not buy any books. I did however get some sun burn. I totally forgot about that. I&#8217;ve been away from the sun for so long it didn&#8217;t occur to me that I should bathe in SPF 897,978. I know there is a bottle somewhere among all this crap. Perhaps one day I&#8217;ll find it. <\/p>\n<p>Can someone please explain to me WHY it is that although I grilled up a tasty chicken breast and made a pile of rice, after eating it all I was STILL HUNGRY? It&#8217;s not like I skipped lunch or anything. I ate out today, a lovely grilled piece of salmon. I totally should have just gone and bought the <a href=\"http:\/\/entenmanns.gwbakeries.com\/product.cfm\/upc\/7203000018\">waxy donuts<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Information Superhighway Yeah, I&#8217;m testing out twitter as you can see from the sidebar there on your right. I&#8217;m not sure it&#8217;s all that useful for me, but it&#8217;ll be fun for a while. Seriously though, I&#8217;ve grown increasingly bored with all things online, and yet I manage to waste ungodly amounts of time in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-796","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/796","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=796"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/796\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=796"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=796"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=796"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}