{"id":802,"date":"2008-06-28T12:19:00","date_gmt":"2008-06-28T19:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/?p=802"},"modified":"2008-06-28T12:19:00","modified_gmt":"2008-06-28T19:19:00","slug":"what-the-hell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2008\/06\/28\/what-the-hell\/","title":{"rendered":"What the hell?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>BAH!!<\/b><\/p>\n<p>So I get up this morning and there is no water. Every faucet I turn on, nothing happens. I need to do laundry, shower, wash the dishes&#8230;.I can&#8217;t do anything, I can&#8217;t even make coffee!<\/p>\n<p>No sooner have I twittered this travesty, than I hear the toilet running&#8230;.that can&#8217;t be cuz there&#8217;s no water&#8230;I turn on the bathroom faucet, and wow&#8230;water shoots out. OK, so now there is water.<\/p>\n<p>I start my day doing laundry, washing dishes, etc.  I finally eat lunch and then I run off to the store. While at the store, nothing interests me. I don&#8217;t want any cookies, or chips, none of the food there appeals to me, not even the fruit&#8230;.not even the Entenmann&#8217;s crack laced donuts!!  What is wrong with me??<\/p>\n<p>I wish I could answer that question. But, alas there is no answer&#8230;apparently I&#8217;m &#8220;in a mood&#8221; Fortunately I&#8217;m still entertained by Doctor Who. The latest episode this week was awesome! I totally loved it. I may go watch it again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>BAH!! So I get up this morning and there is no water. Every faucet I turn on, nothing happens. I need to do laundry, shower, wash the dishes&#8230;.I can&#8217;t do anything, I can&#8217;t even make coffee! No sooner have I twittered this travesty, than I hear the toilet running&#8230;.that can&#8217;t be cuz there&#8217;s no water&#8230;I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-802","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/802","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=802"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/802\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=802"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=802"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=802"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}