{"id":817,"date":"2008-08-17T22:33:00","date_gmt":"2008-08-18T05:33:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/?p=817"},"modified":"2008-08-17T22:33:00","modified_gmt":"2008-08-18T05:33:00","slug":"mr-whitebread-betsy-ross","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2008\/08\/17\/mr-whitebread-betsy-ross\/","title":{"rendered":"Mr Whitebread &amp; Betsy Ross"},"content":{"rendered":"<style type=\"text\/css\">.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; }<\/style>\n<div class=\"flickr-frame\">\t<a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/piratealice\/2773888258\/\" title=\"photo sharing\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3018\/2773888258_c06fe2cb0b.jpg\" class=\"flickr-photo\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><br \/>\t<span class=\"flickr-caption\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/piratealice\/2773888258\/\">Mr Whitebread &amp; Betsy Ross<\/a>, originally uploaded by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/people\/piratealice\/\">Pirate Alice<\/a>.<\/span><\/div>\n<p class=\"flickr-yourcomment\">\t<b>Meet Mr Whitebread<\/b><\/p>\n<p>I finished Mr. Whitebread with the help of some brown yarn donated by a friend. He&#8217;s the physical representation of a tattoo a girl at work has. Her last name is Whitebread. Yes, I&#8217;m not making this up. A neighbor of mine had the last name of Turnipseed, but he moved out.  So I made her this slice of bread like her tattoo, except he has a happy face. Her tattoo is just a slice of bread&#8230;no happy face. Mr Whitebread needed a happy face, because he&#8217;s so happy to be here.  He&#8217;s just single crocheted, nothing fancy.  He likes Betsy, although Betsy makes him feel just a little bit inferior&#8230; Betsy is much more elaborate. She was created by a professional. I told Mr Whitebread not to feel bad, comparing himself to Betsy is like comparing apples &#038; oranges, and he will have a lovely home tomorrow, with people who will love him.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mr Whitebread &amp; Betsy Ross, originally uploaded by Pirate Alice. Meet Mr Whitebread I finished Mr. Whitebread with the help of some brown yarn donated by a friend. He&#8217;s the physical representation of a tattoo a girl at work has. Her last name is Whitebread. Yes, I&#8217;m not making this up. A neighbor of mine [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-817","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/817","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=817"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/817\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=817"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=817"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=817"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}