{"id":821,"date":"2008-08-27T08:51:00","date_gmt":"2008-08-27T15:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/?p=821"},"modified":"2008-08-27T08:51:00","modified_gmt":"2008-08-27T15:51:00","slug":"zombie-infestation-as-entertainment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2008\/08\/27\/zombie-infestation-as-entertainment\/","title":{"rendered":"Zombie infestation as entertainment?!?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Knott&#8217;s Berry Farm is INFESTED!<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Apparently Knott&#8217;s Berry Farm in California is infested with Zombies. They&#8217;re turning this infestation into an ATTRACTION?!? WTF? They are putting people&#8217;s lives at risk for a buck! HOW IRRESPONSIBLE!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/io9.com\/5042221\/quarantine-attraction-locks-tourists-in-with-the-infected\">They are going to lock you up with Zombies!<\/a> They plan to use this as a maze, for your &#8220;entertainment.&#8221;  How entertaining is it to be attacked by zombies? Really&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>It seems Knott&#8217;s has also been overrun by Aliens, the article also mentions some sort of laser tag where you get to try killing aliens. I bet they&#8217;re just going to beam you up to the ship where you&#8217;ll be left to fend for yourselves.  <\/p>\n<p>Well, when the population of California drops this October we&#8217;ll all know why.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Knott&#8217;s Berry Farm is INFESTED! Apparently Knott&#8217;s Berry Farm in California is infested with Zombies. They&#8217;re turning this infestation into an ATTRACTION?!? WTF? They are putting people&#8217;s lives at risk for a buck! HOW IRRESPONSIBLE! They are going to lock you up with Zombies! They plan to use this as a maze, for your &#8220;entertainment.&#8221; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-821","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/821","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=821"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/821\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=821"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=821"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=821"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}