Ornaments<\/b><\/p>\n
One of my favorite places, Jezebel<\/a> has an article about the odd Christmas Ornament offerings from Bronner’s Christmas Wonderland<\/a>. I love Christmas ornaments probably more than the next guy, but sometimes you’ve just got to draw a line.<\/p>\n What says Christmas better than a Bigfoot<\/a> ornament?<\/p>\n How about a Jolly Roger Flag<\/a>?<\/p>\n A personalized Hot Pink Cell Phone<\/a>?<\/p>\n Nothing says Christmas like the Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich<\/a>. Except maybe Mayan Ruins<\/a> or Margaritas<\/a> or a box of Cherrios with a santa hat<\/a>.<\/p>\n I’d post pictures but they don’t allow it. So… yeah. Go take a look.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Ornaments One of my favorite places, Jezebel has an article about the odd Christmas Ornament offerings from Bronner’s Christmas Wonderland. I love Christmas ornaments probably more than the next guy, but sometimes you’ve just got to draw a line. What says Christmas better than a Bigfoot ornament? How about a Jolly Roger Flag? A personalized […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-827","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/827","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=827"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/827\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=827"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=827"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=827"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}