{"id":831,"date":"2008-09-30T11:44:00","date_gmt":"2008-09-30T18:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/?p=831"},"modified":"2008-09-30T11:44:00","modified_gmt":"2008-09-30T18:44:00","slug":"caffeine-kills","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2008\/09\/30\/caffeine-kills\/","title":{"rendered":"Caffeine Kills"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Stuff<\/b><\/p>\n<p>So yesterday, around 9pm I realized I had not consumed any caffeine at all the whole day. That is a very stupid thing to do, unless you enjoy having your head in a vise for hours and hours. Caffeine withdrawal headaches are the worst. Think of the worst ever headache you&#8217;ve had and then multiply it by 10. That&#8217;s a caffeine withdrawal headache. Yes it borders on migraine pain. Last night, it was darned close to a migraine, the only thing holding it back was the lack of nausea and there was no sensitivity to light or sound. But it hurt like hell, and at 9pm I didn&#8217;t want to run the risk of consuming any caffeine because I&#8217;m already having a crap time falling asleep every night.<\/p>\n<p>Today I applied for a job in Oslo, Norway. I&#8217;m sure I wont get it, they probably wont even bother contacting me, but it was fun to apply anyway. The thought of going to Europe and working is pretty exciting. Although I suck at learning languages. I&#8217;ve tried to learn French, Spanish, Italian and even sign language. But none of them have stuck. I know phrases that are relatively useless, and some that are good to know like, where&#8217;s the bathroom? and what is this? <\/p>\n<p>So if you&#8217;re reading my blog, and willing to hire me and help me move to Europe, pop me an email&#8230; I can only speak English, but I&#8217;d be a good English teacher if your company needs one.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stuff So yesterday, around 9pm I realized I had not consumed any caffeine at all the whole day. That is a very stupid thing to do, unless you enjoy having your head in a vise for hours and hours. Caffeine withdrawal headaches are the worst. Think of the worst ever headache you&#8217;ve had and then [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-831","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/831","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=831"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/831\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=831"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=831"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=831"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}