{"id":832,"date":"2008-10-03T14:58:00","date_gmt":"2008-10-03T21:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/?p=832"},"modified":"2008-10-03T14:58:00","modified_gmt":"2008-10-03T21:58:00","slug":"because-i-have-nothing-else-to-do","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2008\/10\/03\/because-i-have-nothing-else-to-do\/","title":{"rendered":"Because I have nothing else to do"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Video Fun Time<\/b><\/p>\n<p>What do you do when your husband and his evil twin are both dicks?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.collegehumor.com\/video:1832188\">Evil Twin Standoff<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Also&#8230; for anyone who loved choose your own adventure books &#8211; it&#8217;s a choose your own adventure movie! Good training for when the Zombies attack. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.survivetheoutbreak.com\">The Outbreak<\/a><\/p>\n<p>And finally&#8230; The G.T.C.M.S. now in it&#8217;s second season.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/crackle.com\/c\/Gorgeous_Tiny_Chicken_Machine_Show\/G_T_C_M_S_Season_1_Episode_1\/2218886#ml=o%3d12%26fpl%3d284456%26fx%3d&#038;tra=clickthrough&#038;cmp=taf\">Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Video Fun Time What do you do when your husband and his evil twin are both dicks? Evil Twin Standoff Also&#8230; for anyone who loved choose your own adventure books &#8211; it&#8217;s a choose your own adventure movie! Good training for when the Zombies attack. The Outbreak And finally&#8230; The G.T.C.M.S. now in it&#8217;s second [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-832","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/832","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=832"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/832\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=832"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=832"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=832"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}