{"id":848,"date":"2008-12-10T13:29:00","date_gmt":"2008-12-10T20:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/?p=848"},"modified":"2008-12-10T13:29:00","modified_gmt":"2008-12-10T20:29:00","slug":"adventures-in-joblessness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2008\/12\/10\/adventures-in-joblessness\/","title":{"rendered":"Adventures in joblessness"},"content":{"rendered":"<style type=\"text\/css\">.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; }<\/style>\n<div class=\"flickr-frame\"> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/piratealice\/2397540738\/\" title=\"photo sharing\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3084\/2397540738_2777dc18bf.jpg\" class=\"flickr-photo\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><br \/> <span class=\"flickr-caption\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/piratealice\/2397540738\/\">Mabel Sleeps<\/a>, originally uploaded by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/people\/piratealice\/\">Pirate Alice<\/a>.<\/span><\/div>\n<p class=\"flickr-yourcomment\"> <b>Day 82<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Counting it off like that, it doesn&#8217;t seem so long. It feels like forever though. If it weren&#8217;t for Mabel, I wouldn&#8217;t have even bothered to get out of bed today. She hopped up on the bed around 11am and poked at me and meowed at me until I got up. <\/p>\n<p>Having no reason to get up in the morning makes it very hard to get up. If you have no where to go, you don&#8217;t even bother showering. On the show <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt1256181\/synopsis\">How I Met Your Mother<\/a> Marshall&#8217;s underpants radius kept growing when he was jobless. I can understand how it happens. If you have no reason to get dressed, why bother. I don&#8217;t sit around in my underpants though. That&#8217;s kinda gross. I wear pajama bottoms. And the state of my pajama bottoms varies. I have the cute gnome pajama pants in pristine condition, then there are the cat footprint pajamas also in pristine condition. Those I wouldn&#8217;t mind being seen in. I&#8217;ll actually run outside with those on to pick up the Saturday Red Eye off the front porch. Then there are the purple paisley ones that seem to shrink each time I wash them. They were a bit long, now they&#8217;re like capri pants. I know I&#8217;m not getting any taller. I try to avoid those, cuz capri is just not my style. And the newer blue pajama bottoms that got ruined during a monthly incident. The stains are fading, but I only wear those when all other options are gone. And finally, the &#8220;Happy Breakfast&#8221; pajamas. These are just plain cotton, as opposed to the many pairs of flannel I own. And I&#8217;ve worn and washed them so much, plus they are at least 9 or 10 years old. They&#8217;ve got holes all over. But I really like them, and I haven&#8217;t seen them anywhere (I got them at Target back when Target still had cool stuff for fat girls).  I actually stepped out of my apartment and into the hall in these to get the mail. And the guy across the hall saw me. I didn&#8217;t care. I bent and picked up my mail, hole in the ass and all&#8230; Yes, I wore underpants.<\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s your &#8220;Underpants Radius?&#8221; How far will you go either in your underwear or pajamas?  Marshall actually went out for a hamburger in his underpants&#8230;. I haven&#8217;t reached that point yet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mabel Sleeps, originally uploaded by Pirate Alice. Day 82 Counting it off like that, it doesn&#8217;t seem so long. It feels like forever though. If it weren&#8217;t for Mabel, I wouldn&#8217;t have even bothered to get out of bed today. She hopped up on the bed around 11am and poked at me and meowed at [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-848","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/848","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=848"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/848\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=848"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=848"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=848"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}