{"id":865,"date":"2009-06-23T16:12:00","date_gmt":"2009-06-23T23:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/?p=865"},"modified":"2009-06-23T16:12:00","modified_gmt":"2009-06-23T23:12:00","slug":"yeah-im-a-prude","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2009\/06\/23\/yeah-im-a-prude\/","title":{"rendered":"Yeah, I&#8217;m a prude"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Where do YOU draw the line?<\/b><\/p>\n<p>If you were faced with unemployment and running out of money where would you draw the line on accepting or even applying for a job? <\/p>\n<p>If you saw a posting like this:<\/p>\n<p><i>Phone booker for escorts<br \/>You MUST be FEMALE for this job. part time available. AFTER training at my home office, you can do this from home. <br \/>You must have a young and sexy voice, NO distractions at home during booking hrs, high speed internet. Experience booking escorts is helpful. <br \/>Pls send a short bio and tele # ASAP.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>I have a young sounding voice, and I can make it sexy&#8230;.but no. Just the thought of talking to these skeevy men and having to do sexy talk to them makes me blush. I know there are people who could totally do this job, I am not one of them. There is also the possibility that Douchenozzle would call the line and&#8230;.eeewww! Yeah, the Ick Factor on that job is way more than I can handle. I did however pass the info along to a couple friends I thought might be more comfortable with the opportunity than I am. Although in one case I was wrong, she&#8217;s not comfortable with it either. I haven&#8217;t heard back from the other friend yet. If you live in Chicago and think you could do this job and want to know more. Let me know I&#8217;ll pass the contact info to you.<\/p>\n<p><b>IN OTHER NEWS<\/b><\/p>\n<p>I heard from several of the govt jobs I applied to. One told me my &#8220;score&#8221; on the application wasn&#8217;t high enough. Another told me they already filled the position. Yet another told me my score was fine and I guess they&#8217;ll add me to the pile to move to the next phase in hiring. Maybe I&#8217;ll get a call, maybe not. We&#8217;ll see&#8230; But ya know this agency is one that will never go out of business, so I&#8217;d feel secure working there as long as I do my work, ya know? So, fingers crossed that one pans out or any of the 50 other jobs I applied to this month. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m attempting to survive the Chicago summer without AC. I haven&#8217;t put it in my window yet and I&#8217;m going to see how long I can survive without it. Even if I get a job, I want to see how long I can do it. Today is only like the third really HOT day we&#8217;ve had, I&#8217;m doing OK so far. We&#8217;ll see how it goes as this heat keeps up and my arms keep getting stuck to the desk as I type, and well, heat and computers REALLY don&#8217;t go together.<\/p>\n<p>Well, that&#8217;s all I got for now. It&#8217;s late and I&#8217;m hungry.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Where do YOU draw the line? If you were faced with unemployment and running out of money where would you draw the line on accepting or even applying for a job? If you saw a posting like this: Phone booker for escortsYou MUST be FEMALE for this job. part time available. AFTER training at my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-865","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/865","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=865"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/865\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=865"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=865"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=865"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}