{"id":89,"date":"2002-12-09T19:54:00","date_gmt":"2002-12-10T00:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/?p=89"},"modified":"2010-04-10T21:25:27","modified_gmt":"2010-04-11T02:25:27","slug":"89","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2002\/12\/09\/89\/","title":{"rendered":"December 9, 2002"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>There should be a holiday&#8230;.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>I wish there was a Karate holiday. A day where everyone would just do some Karate chops in the air and maybe a kick here and there for no reason at all. Not trying to put an eye out or knock anyone over.  That way when I get the urge to chop and kick for no real reason while walking home from the bus stop, on that day I can do it and not look like a freak.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There should be a holiday&#8230;. I wish there was a Karate holiday. A day where everyone would just do some Karate chops in the air and maybe a kick here and there for no reason at all. Not trying to put an eye out or knock anyone over. That way when I get the urge [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-89","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=89"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1153,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89\/revisions\/1153"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=89"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=89"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=89"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}