{"id":928,"date":"2009-09-21T07:12:00","date_gmt":"2009-09-21T14:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/?p=928"},"modified":"2009-09-21T07:12:00","modified_gmt":"2009-09-21T14:12:00","slug":"i-hate-aunt-pattie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2009\/09\/21\/i-hate-aunt-pattie\/","title":{"rendered":"I hate Aunt Pattie!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href='http:\/\/posterous.com\/getfile\/files.posterous.com\/piratealice\/YlHlSlscZB3Vv3y3QwlfWC2GLpJRHaLxUM88PhQmJ8ReWWhyoHaTsfuy0AJF\/downsized_0921090955.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/posterous.com\/getfile\/files.posterous.com\/piratealice\/J36uGn0LFD1CGNpS2VeM8eQzFIS1WiKYnCElhZh5v5tZshzbGJqXcHpmcOy6\/downsized_0921090955.jpg.scaled.500.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\"\/><\/a> <\/p>\n<p>Aunt Pattie is a horrible person! <br \/>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-size: 10px;\">  <a href=\"http:\/\/posterous.com\">Posted via email<\/a>   from <a href=\"http:\/\/piratealice.posterous.com\/i-hate-aunt-pattie\">Piratealice&#8217;s posterous<\/a>  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Aunt Pattie is a horrible person! &nbsp; Posted via email from Piratealice&#8217;s posterous<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-928","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/928","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=928"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/928\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=928"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=928"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=928"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}