{"id":957,"date":"2009-11-08T22:50:00","date_gmt":"2009-11-09T05:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/?p=957"},"modified":"2009-11-08T22:50:00","modified_gmt":"2009-11-09T05:50:00","slug":"cookie-failure","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2009\/11\/08\/cookie-failure\/","title":{"rendered":"Cookie Failure"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Crap!<\/b><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/piratealice\/4088162803\/\" title=\"cookie fail  by Pirate Alice, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2738\/4088162803_f6130e61c7.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" alt=\"cookie fail \" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve had a hankering for chocolate chip cookies for some time now. But I either didn&#8217;t have chips or I ran out of eggs, or something was missing when I went to make them. This evening at about 11pm I decided to make the cookies. And it seems the past few batches just haven&#8217;t been right. The cookies are so thin and the batter has been runny. Well, it&#8217;s decided, the problem with the cookies is LIGHT BROWN SUGAR. Baking chocolate chip cookies with light brown sugar ruins the whole recipe. I am not going to settle for light brown next time I&#8217;m at the store. I will hunt down DARK BROWN SUGAR if it kills me. NO more cookies like this&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/piratealice\/4088919090\/\" title=\"cookie fail  by Pirate Alice, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2565\/4088919090_751cf84420.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" alt=\"cookie fail \" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Crap! I&#8217;ve had a hankering for chocolate chip cookies for some time now. But I either didn&#8217;t have chips or I ran out of eggs, or something was missing when I went to make them. This evening at about 11pm I decided to make the cookies. And it seems the past few batches just haven&#8217;t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-957","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/957","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=957"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/957\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=957"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=957"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=957"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}