{"id":977,"date":"2009-12-03T14:41:38","date_gmt":"2009-12-03T21:41:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/?p=977"},"modified":"2009-12-09T16:31:27","modified_gmt":"2009-12-09T22:31:27","slug":"every-murder-begins-with","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2009\/12\/03\/every-murder-begins-with\/","title":{"rendered":"Every Murder Begins With&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"500\" height=\"405\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/ltA50HKyM14&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x2b405b&amp;color2=0x6b8ab6&amp;border=1\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"500\" height=\"405\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/ltA50HKyM14&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x2b405b&amp;color2=0x6b8ab6&amp;border=1\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>This commercial creeps me the hell out. Watch it&#8230; go on, click play&#8230;\u00a0\u00a0 The way that guy says, &#8220;&#8230;and I always will be&#8221; is the creepiest thing I&#8217;ve ever seen in a jewelry commercial. They really need to do a rewrite of that dialog and get an actor that is less &#8220;Creepy Jeff&#8221; and more &#8220;Cute Jeff.&#8221;\u00a0 All of these holiday jewelry commercials are so unrealistic and lame, most of the time I want to stab my eyes out, but this is the first time I felt like one of the characters would stab the other.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This commercial creeps me the hell out. Watch it&#8230; go on, click play&#8230;\u00a0\u00a0 The way that guy says, &#8220;&#8230;and I always will be&#8221; is the creepiest thing I&#8217;ve ever seen in a jewelry commercial. They really need to do a rewrite of that dialog and get an actor that is less &#8220;Creepy Jeff&#8221; and more [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[119,120],"tags":[44,45,46],"class_list":["post-977","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-commercial-commentary","category-creepy-guys","tag-commercial-commentary","tag-creepy-guys","tag-kay-jewelers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/977","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=977"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/977\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":982,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/977\/revisions\/982"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=977"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=977"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=977"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}