Let’s discuss the Illinois Senate Race
So…the Republican Party for the State of Illinois panicked when their original candidate, Jack Ryan failed to mention that he “forced” his ex-wife, Jeri Ryan (aka 7 of 9) to go to some nasty French sex clubs. They struggled to find a replacement, and when Barack Obama gave that thrilling speech at the Democratic Convention, the Illinois Republicans freaked out. They couldn’t take the second runner up from the primary, Jim Oberweis. No…that would have been a SAFE move, a GOOD move… perhaps he seems less charismatic than Obama, but ya know… I bet there are no skeletons in HIS closet and I bet that unlike their choice for a candidate he wouldn’t talk trash about the Vice President’s Daughter.
See, the Illinois Republicans seemed to think that Alan Keyes was a good choice. Heh…they shot themselves in the foot with that choice. Not only did they chose a man who’s not even from Illinois, but they got a Gay basher. A man who last night on WGN-TV said something to the effect of, Gays use organs meant for procreation strictly for pleasure. Ahem…I really don’t even want to picture this man having sex but…I bet he doesn’t always have sex with his wife, strictly to “procreate”. I bet sometimes he rolls over and says, “hey hunny…lets get it on”. AND I guarantee you that the majority of the Republican party isn’t having sex just to make little Republicans. We all know Jack Ryan wasn’t having sex just to make babies. Those conservative “Christian” Republican men have a long sordid history of screwing around on their wives, girlfriends, etc…having one night stands because…IT FEELS GOOD. Hey, Alan…they’re all hedonists TOO!
So now the Illinois Republicans can say goodbye to their chance at getting a Republican in the Illinois US Senate seat… Cuz with his big mouth, Keyes HANDED Obama the election. HUZZAH!
