Name Changes
From the Sun Times
Name change should stop the snickers
Fuk King Kwok was waiting for his driver’s license to be printed when his name was called and a chuckling Illinois secretary of state employee offered some advice.
“She [said] this is a dangerous name,” the Chinese immigrant recalled. “She [said] the name translated is not so good, maybe I should change [it]. The word I hear is not so good.”
Monica Pinas and Mary Jo Porn also elected to have their names changed. Mary Jo did so because she got divorced…Monica changed hers because of mispronunciation issues. Also, Michael Heard became Godlordkingchrist Heard, but he wouldn’t talk to the reporter…how sad.
