Don’t diss the Mabel!
Mabel’s rules:
1. NEVER pick her up (even I can’t pick her up without blood being drawn)
2. Don’t approach her, let her come to you
3. She likes to talk, converse with her
4. If she wants you to pet her, you’ll know it
5. If she doesn’t want you to pet her, you’ll know it
6. You can entice her to come to you, if she wants to, by blowing kisses at her, calling her Mabel-Schmabel and moving your hand like you’re scratching her head
7. Leave windows open
8. Leave the toilet seat up, she likes playing in the toilet
9. Toilet paper is entertaining, she likes to eat it
10. Don’t waste money on cat treats, she wont eat them
Anyone violating these rules will, most likely, get bit
