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GAAA!

Dangit!

I am posting now to confirm that YES that horrible CTA turnstile did cause an enormous bruise. There’s a lump in it too. The bruise started out kinda blue and pink, now it is more purple and black. It’s about 2 inches across. I’d post a photo, but I can’t seem to find a way to take a picture of it that doesn’t look overly obscene. Yes it is on my thigh, and yes it is a bit further down. But, I’ve finally shaken the folks searching on terms I’m not going to retype here because I don’t want them coming back. It’s bad enough I’ve got people finding my blog from searching for bleeding dog penis.

Anyhoo… I’m sure in a few days I can post a picture of my leg having fallen off, because I’m sure this black and blue spot will continue to grow and eat away at the flesh and bone of my left leg until it is fully severed.

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