The things people say…
H: Damn it’s blustery cold…it’s like Father Cold does’t want to let go.
M: Father Cold? So is there a Mother Warm?
H: No, she’s Hot Momma…
Dude on phone: So do you go by Pattie or Pattie Lee?
Me: Well, Lee is my last name so that’d be similar to calling me Pattie Smith
DOP: Right, you’re in Chicago, not Alabama
