Dread Pirate Alice

Don’t diss the Mabel!

Mabel’s rules:

1. NEVER pick her up (even I can’t pick her up without blood being drawn)
2. Don’t approach her, let her come to you
3. She likes to talk, converse with her
4. If she wants you to pet her, you’ll know it
5. If she doesn’t want you to pet her, you’ll know it
6. You can entice her to come to you, if she wants to, by blowing kisses at her, calling her Mabel-Schmabel and moving your hand like you’re scratching her head
7. Leave windows open
8. Leave the toilet seat up, she likes playing in the toilet
9. Toilet paper is entertaining, she likes to eat it
10. Don’t waste money on cat treats, she wont eat them
Anyone violating these rules will, most likely, get bit

Lucas is at it again

So this September The Original Star Wars Trilogy like untouched, unaltered….like the crawl at the beginning of the first one just says STAR WARS and not “Episode IV: A New Hope” like there’s no scene with Han and Jaba in front of the Falcon kind of UNTOUCHED… will be RELEASED ON DVD The Originals will be considered “bonus material” on the 2 disc sets. But hey, if I can see what I saw when I was 6 I’ll be happy. I’ve got it on VHS, but apparently the VCRs we have are inferior equipment and not allowed to be hooked up to the Fancy Schmancy TV. The new DVDs will only be available from September 12 to December 31. So go put your request in at Amazon now.