I don't know if you're brilliant or twisted
Conversation
He: Got any plans for next weekend?
Me: No, I really have no plans at all for the whole month…and actually the whole year at this point.
He: Want to go camping?
Me: Camping in January? Are you CRAZY? I’m NOT sleeping outside in JANUARY.
He: It’d be in a cabin.
Me: Only crazy, freak people camp in January.
He: It’d be in a cabin.
Me: It’d be in the wilderness in the cold…I don’t care for wilderness in the warm.
So…yeah, I’m NOT CAMPING next weekend… Really, I just don’t camp…
Dogs Drool
From The Tribune
Cat Calls 911 to Help Owner, Police Say
By Associated Press
Published January 2, 2006, 5:39 AM CST
COLUMBUS, Ohio — Police aren’t sure how else to explain it. But when an officer walked into an apartment Thursday night to answer a 911 call, an orange-and-tan striped cat was lying by a telephone on the living room floor. The cat’s owner, Gary Rosheisen, was on the ground near his bed having fallen out of his wheelchair.
Apparently the guy trained the cat to call 911 by pushing a speed dial button on the phone… he wasn’t sure if it worked at the time, but I guess now he knows it worked! See, you CAN train a cat to do tricks.
