WARNING! WARNING!
This blog contains sarcasm, satrire, poor language, occasional bad poetry, odd haiku, along with a twisted and warped sense of humor. Not every post is the “God’s honest truth” most all posts contain some form of sarcastic humor that amuses me at the time.
Addendum OK, OK FINE…don’t push…jeeze… Yes, OK this blog also includes a lot of childish whining (are you happy now?) and yes…it also includes that American attitude of “it’s not my fault…I’m never wrong I don’t screw up….” yeah, there’s probably a lot of that too……..*grumble grumble…mutter….*
Those who may be offended by said sarcastic, twisted sense of humor should attempt to lighten up and not take everything so serioiusly. Good sources for humor and lightening up include: Jon Stewart, Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim lineup — in particular the Brak show, Spike TV’s MXC, the character Lennie Briscoe from Law & Order, Monty Python, “Dude, Where’s my car”, “Harold & Kumar go to White Castle” and a personal favorite, “The Pricess Bride”.
To anyone who has been offended by anything said in the past, obviously you don’t know me very well and aren’t reading this and hearing my voice in your head. Perhaps you should call me and have me do a spoken word performance for you.
In other news… I’ve received 3 more RSVP’s to the shower, there will now be a total of 4 people in addition to Sam and I. We’ll definitely need 3 six packs and perhaps 2 bottles of wine in order to really booze it up…
