Zes did it….
So I’ll do it too:
My uncle once: I think one of them joined AA…
Never in my life: Have I broken a bone.
When I was five: I still had blond hair.
High school was: crap at the time, but looking back it wasn’t so bad.
I will never forget: when I first met the boy.
I once met: Frankie Avalon.
Once at a bar: my friend got angry that someone knocked her coat on the floor, I had to restrain her from attacking the person.
By noon I’m usually: ready to go home.
Last night: had to yell at the dog again for eating the cat food.
If only I had: More MONEY!
Next time I go to church: It will be for my sister’s wedding.
I have a confession to make: I really just want to be a lazy do-nothing loafer
When I turn my head left: I see a window.
When I turn my head right: I see a printer.
You know when I’m lying when: I say I love my job.
Every day I think about: How to improve my life.
By this time next year: I will have lost half the weight I need to lose.
I have a hard time understanding: Why people are so incredibly stupid.
If I ever go back to school I’ll: Be even deeper in debt
You know I like you when: I get snarky and snippy with you.
If I won an award the first person I’d thank is: whoever made it possible for me to win.
My ideal breakfast is: eggs over easy with toast.
A song I love, but do not have is: Jeeze…I dunno…
If you visit my hometown, I suggest: turning around and going back to the expressway to get away. You really don’t want to be there…
Why won’t anyone: give me gobs of money?
If you spend the night at my house: I hope you don’t mind sleeping on the couch, the guest bed was given to the little sis.
I’d stop my wedding for: You mean like a big elaborate wedding? Like I’d stop planning it? well…i’m not having a big wedding, I’ll be going to Vegas and getting married by Elvis, I decided this a long time ago.
The world could do without: Stupidity.
I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: Uhh…I don’t think I’d EVER want to lick the belly of a cockroach…
Paper clips are more useful than: screwdrivers….when it comes to hitting that little dot restart/reset button that’s hidden within the case of your gadget…
If I do anything well: It’s listening.
And by the way: I could really use a winning lottery ticket.
The last time I was drunk: uh….wow…it’s been a LONG TIME…
VIA:Zes
